May I just commend the guy who chatted me up last night. You were a twat, but a charming one noneltheless. He had a cracking line - goes a little like this :  

           bloke:  You fancy a shag?

           me:   * looks him up and down *   er, no ...

           bloke:   Do u wanna lie down and i'll hav one.

Well, it made my night.     : ) 

 I'm a born an bred Scot, an proud of it. I actually live on the Isle of Wight but am currently living in Cheltenham for uni. There we go ...

I spend a lot of time bored, I am a student after all. I have a ridiculously short attention span. I'm very good at pretending to pay attention. I do silly things to keep me occupied like: spaghetti fights, racing mattresses down stairs, collecting traffic cones, sleeping through the day and living at night, starting fights for no reason, wrestling people much bigger than me, listening to music, being loud, drinking for 12 hours then shopping in Tescos - an eye opening experience, spending nights in police cells for silly things like not being able to keep my mouth shut, cooking, working in the club and very occasionally doing work for uni or even going to uni.  : )   I am actually a nice person, honest  ...

Leave me a comment or summat, they make my day.  : )

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