if u can lay down and hold on to the floor, your not drunk enough!!!

our survey shows that 3 out of 4 people now make up for 75% of the population

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if all your gunna do is moan at me, then do one

if old macdonald had a farm, could he eat twenty seven eggs while watchin who wants to be a millionaire while david crocket plays football?

humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horse and all the kings men said,
sod it, hes an egg!!

life is what u make it, it can be rubbish or then again it can be the complete opposite, make it how you wanna live it. once you have found that special some one and u know u can be with them with, no matter what happens with you, them, family members or even friends, then u know its special, keep them close at all times and never loose contact with them. that special person is always gunna be there for you no matter what if its something special and if there not there for u then, then its just not ment to be.

i wanna give a big shout to everyone on here that i know but i wanna give a really big shout to a good mate, well a few of em, they shud know who they are cuz i talk to em all the time on eya.

seen as tho u have read this far u might aswell send me a gift, vote or even a message but if ur really nice y not all three

by the time you've read this you would have finished it